May 2012
May 28th
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I wish people couldn't see my spotify history...
Then I wouldn’t be so ashamed that strangers know I listen to Taylor Swift when I’m feeling ~weird~. Judge me!
May 28th
May 28th
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I wanna just shower forever for no reason.
May 28th
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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Really?
FB Status: Everybody is up in my business, talking like they know me!
FB Status (earlier today): BABY DADDY IN JAIL AGAIN, WHO NEEDS YOU SCUM. UGH. FUCK THIS. I LOVED YOU AND YOU CHOSE DRUGS FIRST AGAIN AND STOLE THAT CAR, YOU'RE SCUM.
May 27th
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Watching a special about a 16 foot crocodile.
Apparently, it eats people in this little village in the Philippines. EDIT: JUST KIDDING. THE 16 FT ONES ARE THE LITTLE ONES. THIS ONE IS LIKE MAMMOTH CROC.
May 26th
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Can't sleep.
Every little thing I could possibly be worried about right now is running through my brain. Stuff I know I can’t do anything about at this current moment in time. But shit. My brain just wont calm down.
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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so now that Chris Evans has twitter is he just...
fwips: “just helped a little old lady cross the street” “just played catch with an orphan” “just saved a cat from a burning building” “the cat didnt make it but I smiled and it came back to life” “then i helped clean up the debris from the burning building”
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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“I’ll peel off the clothes and decorate the floorboards with all that you wore.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 19th
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This is going to be a fun next few days.
Then it’s back to working and blah blah blah.
May 19th
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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Women on my mom's side age so gracefully.
Lord, please give me those genes.
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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I wish I had a beer.
or, like, twelve.
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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Had another nightmare.
This one involved zombies. I grabbed a fork and went all badass and shoved it straight to their brain. How that would happen, I do not know but I did not get bit. The Hulk also showed up at some point. I was curious to see if Hulk could smash zombies and not get bitten because well, he was getting shot at and that seemed fine. My nightmares only seem funny when I retell them. You know how...
May 14th
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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